The WEED Report

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Dave

Hello Pot People!
Just dropping this note to give you guys a heads up on recent developments at TWR. A cool start-up company has made an offer to acquire The WEED Report & theWeedreport.com and give me access to a small staff and some capitol to develop a CUSTOM WEBSITE and produce multiple web series including more episodes of The WEED Report and a season 4 which should have more WEED than ever before (it's going to be hard to top 700 grams of hash). It looks like a solid merger and we are over 95% certainty on the deal.

What this means technically for TWR.com.
Many of you have stuck beside me through 3 different website. The first 2 times we got shut down and lost all of our media. Some videos and photos of great weed n hash were lost forever. A terrible mess that we have recovered from valiantly. Thanks to everybody who has stuck with the grind so far it looks like it is going to pay off. We are going to do everything possible to transfer your profiles and media to the new framework. Not sure when this will happen, but you may log in one day and find the site totally different. Although there is a small possibility that we may lose some or all of the media (music, videos, photos) you have uploaded, I don't think this will happen, but if it does rest assured that the new features will be well worth the hassle of establishing a new identity.

What it means practically for TWR: 
We are developing a user experience that is much more ergonomic and way stonier. There will be homepage & sitewide  chat & group video chat, updated photo & video libraries, a WEED university and online resource center, comparative bud shot listings s so you can do side by side comparisons of WEED found in your area, a bitchin online store with products hand picked by me, a proper sitewide music player, etc. Overall the social networking features should work better and it will be bigger and be way more entertaining.

I've got to go re-medicate and get my day started. I'll keep u guys up to date as developments arise.

Long Live The WEED Report!
Stay Medicated!
Dave 

I was busted last night. Merely by coincidence. There was a robbery a few streets over and I fit the description. One car, two car, three car, four. Five car, six car, seven car, more. And I had 4 grams of top shelf medicine on me as well that I had gotten an hour earlier. The pig told me that I wasn't in trouble because I was breaking the law by buying an illegal substance illegally; I was in trouble NOW because I had mmj on my possession and didn't have an acutal MMJ ID card. The pig also told that she "doesn't sweat weed that much, but since her sgt is on staff tonight, she doesn't want to lose her job." That's great. Because of her greediness for her meaningless job, I shall play the role of the victim. She can't afford to be in my position, and she'll always be the one holding the gun. (BUT HEY, I guess we're in a recession right??) I told her that I am a previous cancer pantient (true), and the youngest individual in this "country" to have been diagnosed with the type of tumor I had inside me at the time (true), and it is so trite that our wonderful medical system didn't even document it (TRUE), and possess the right to choose any medicine to protect myself against it. I asked her how many more accidents it will take for any type of positive change to occur and she didn't know what I was talking about. They took my meds, which is funny cause had it been pills, and I had no prescription, it would've been all fine and dandy. And now, I have a court date to show up to and waste my time at. Thanks Amerika. Your justice system is alive and well, and I mean that. It is serving and protecting; serving up plates of injustice- protecting you against your freedom. I will be fighting to attain my herbs back. This has to stop. If anyone is interested, I will be meditating on the unjustice in front of the sherif's dept. Please, feel FREE to join me. Meditation is your only freedom. And Im not joking.

But hey, it was all just an accident right? No hard feelings?

What is united in a state of confusion?

 As you all know Dave is a very busy member of his community, So if anyone has Ideas for the website or for things to do in upcoming episodes let us know here. Now we all want new episodes but like i said dave is mad busy so please only suggest idea's for the episodes or website only. Thanks and stay high!!

It was still dark, just before the break of dawn on the morning of March 8th when over 40 federal agents executed search warrants on at least three suspected locations simultaneously on the Big island of Hawaii.
  This special federal taskforce was put together as a plan to  get better cooperation, communication and information exchange between  federal agencies. This was in response to shortcomings exposed about inter-agency effectiveness and efficiency with regard to stopping further terrorist attacks. A half million dollar fund was created to coordinate different federal agencies to work together. This task force is comprised of but not limited to the FBI, DEA, Coast guard, US Customs, ATF, ICE/immigration along with local vice and patrol officers. This fresh mix of over 115 federal agents left Honolulu for the Big Island on the 7th and began executing search warrants for Marijuana operations in Hilo/Puna. Of those targeted was our very own Professor Potgrower. The raid at dawn by over 11 federal agents took PPG by great surprise. Being a complying MMJ card holder and caregiver, the nature of this intrusion was unclear at first. But it was easy to see the feds were serious and loaded for bear. After over 3 hours of exhaustive searching of the 1 acre ranch the task force concluded that PPG WAS in state compliance and left without making any arrests much to the surprise and relief of PPG. The agents commented on how the Professor's plants were some of the nicest plants they have ever seen!
Simultaneously, 20 miles away near Downtown Hilo, another 15 agents descended  upon  our infamous freedom fighter and founder of the THC ministries, Roger Christie at his private residence.  Soon after, the federal task force was seen going down the street to enter the THC ministries church where another search warrant was executed.
 and yet at another residence in the district of Puna... a third residence was raided at exactly 6:15 am, like Roger and the Professor...three at the same time...over 45 agents and local police just to net ZERO arrests and practically little contraband. It is not clear what the situation for the THC  ministries is at this time but rumor has it that the feds took cell phones from all 3 searches and Roger Christie has said he is scared and is currently avoiding talking on the phone at all. All efforts to reach Mr. Christie have failed. The raid on the residence last mentioned netted only 25 small seedlings and 2 ounces of dried herb. The individual did not hold a legal MMJ card but was not arrested at that time.
This left nearly 70 other task force agents on the island to continue this joint mission to help agencies better fight terrorism more effectively and efficiently. It is not known where or what role these other agents play.
The mission of the taskforce on the Big Island was implimented  to address Big Island coke and meth organizations. Or so say the feds.  
  The entire  operation begs serious questions of  how the DEA along with US Customs, the Coast Guard and immigration can effectively operated together to fight terrorism by raiding PPG.... a disabled MMJ patient who is just struggling to raise his daughter and nothing more. Probable cause?? none. Is the Professor somehow connected to terrorism? Or perhaps he is part of a larger drug distribution network supplying meth to kids? or  maybe they just had to see his plants for themselves! The questions are endless. The Professor is just glad that the feds understood what "dry, usable" marijuana is... unlike the local police.  
  How does this federal task force help? How does it help fight terrorists abroad? What happened to Roger Christie and the THC ministries? No more "sacrament" to be offered during religious "consultations" that accompany the traditional "donation" to the "church"? Is this political, economic, personal, or fool hearty? Time will tell the whole story but this WEED reporter promises to get the scoop and nothing but the scoop! 
As it’s plain to see......  there is MUCH more to this than meets the eyes or ears. Yes, there is a back story or two and the Professor has been trying to inform many folks that Hawaii and the Big Island are real 'hot spots' in the world of MMJ and big things are happening here that will prove to be of great importance to the entire cannabis movement here and on the mainland (where you live).
The US government is experimenting here to learn how to implement such tactics on a larger scale across the country. But why start with the pot-heads? How can they learn much from screwing with the
Professor and a drummer in a local band? In fact... they have  brought much more attention and scrutiny on their efforts to do what ever they are supposed to be doing…......Hell, who knows  what their doing really? I doubt they even know  themselves unless wasting money, time, effort and resources in order to get overtime, and terrorize helpless, law abiding citizens like PPG is the point. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. Too  easy.  And why? Focusing such resources to see if MMJ patients are in compliance is just stupid. How does counting pot plants help fine tune the ability to root out or impede terrorists and terrorist networks around the world?
The Professor survived with just a big scare, another awesome  pot story from the front line, and the opportunity to keep moving forward and fully feel the winds of change on his face. When the Hawaii state senate passes legislation the house has just overwhelmingly recently passed, it will only take the stroke of the pen for governor Lingle to put into law these 3 new bills reforming MMJ law and cannabis ordinances and all legal language forever. These reforms have been described in detail by PPG in previous reports. Soon… with the herb Gods on our side, we will open the first dispensary in Hawaii, we will have MMJ limits increased and simple possession of cannabis reduced to a small fine.

Thing are moving at breakneck speed here and it will be challenging to keep on top of it. For example….. since I have been writing this very blog I have learned that Roger Christie is on the front page of the local paper yet there is no mention of exactly what the feds did with him besides closing the church. Also missing from the official story was the fact of there being the 115 federal agents on the island or that they are part of this special task force to help agencies to work together better in order to fight terrorism in the future. No mention of the other two simultaneous raids on Reverend Dave and the Professor resulting in the seizure of only 25 seedlings, 2 ounces of bud, a broken cell phone of a 10 year old and a button that read “Ganjanomics” . It seems only the Professor has the whole exclusive story.

 

   Of course there will be more to report as the coconut wireless  system fills in more juicy details of the latest attempt to police cannabis in a world that no longer accepts the same old BS that we’ve been force fed for so long. The fertilizer is hitting the ventilator and this shit stinks!   PPG

 

...but I love u guys...seriously...I missed the site and I missed rappin' with you guys.  It's good to be back...Let's Smoke!

Hey Everybody. i'm back fro a long vacation in Mexico with The Real Jenny Anne. Thanks to all the Mods and WEED Reporters out there who have kept the site going. As many of you may not know The WEED Report, thus far, is a non-profit undertaking so there is no paid staff to work when I can't.  For the majority of TWR existence I have been unemployed (why I had time to start the show in the first place) so now that I work full time it has been hard to get you guys fresh website & video material and I apologize for that. I  realized I may have done too god of a job PRETENDING that TWR is making big cash when I recently have been getting a lot of job inquiries at TWR. People from around the world asking how they can get a  paying job on TWR. I never tell them that I don't yet have a job on TWR. I get free glass and deeply discounted WEED N Hash and the occassional spot of sponsorship cash. Those of you who have met me in person will testify that I'm still a t-shirt wearing stoner that gets by on humor and the generosity of the many successful people in my life (Like my girlfriend who's doing really well after many years of hard work).
     I say this because I am worried you guys might think that I participate less because I've become a tool from the little bit of web fame that has come my way. Not the case. Been working like a mo-fo to buy my new computer and my new HD cam & SD cam so the show will get better. I think Episode #22 starts to show the new tecnhology off a bit. Also got rear-ended and didn't have a car for a while + was fighting with an insurance company, got sick, x-mas & all that shizzle that takes peoples time this time of year.
   So hopefully that makes the joke behind Episode 22 alot funnier. I'm a highly trained, higly experienced television producer who knows how to make a mouse into an elephant with the right lighting and I'm REALLY good at getting luxury travel during a swine flu(mexico 3 times) bird flu (Africa trip 2005) and global recessions (Hawaii twice). I've been laid off from TV shows & websites 5 times in the last few years and have given up conventional Hollywood success to do what I love...make fun videos with no stupid Hollywood fucks ruining them like they ruined all the shows I worked on and have ruined so many of our favorite TV shows and movies over the years( I got a season of Heroes ion my tivo that will never get watched for example and I can't stand The Simpsons anymore[forgive me cartoon gods]).

Thank you guys for sticking with me during this slow period for TWR and I promise as soon as there are any paying jobs to be had at TWR you all will be given full consideration for said future positions. 

Stay Medicated!
Time for Coffee and Cannabis! It's good to be back home with my bongs and my cats!
Same Ole Dave signing out 

  Bongs do not apply to this blog. As far as I know there are no official studies on this, but conventional wisdom points towards the bowl as the more efficient way to smoke pot.

  I don't have any scientific evidence to back this up, but it is my experience that a given amount of marijuana will be more effective when smoked using a pipe than when smoked in a joint.

  Im sure there is a variety of opinions on this one, so who thinks what?
I think a joint is more of a mellow buzz for me and not as intence in effect.The bowl is a step up but often i find the smoke to be on the warmer side for my lungs. But when it comes to portibility you cant beat it.Also the bowl is perfect for very small quantities if things are lookin short.I feel a joint is realy just 2 bowls rolled into paper.and once the paper is lit if you want to put it out you end up wasting a hit just doing that.So my vote goes to the trusty bowl cuase i end up smoking longer and more efficiently.

  The exception to this rule may change if your smoking cheech and chong size joints .So i limited my opinion to a 1 gram joint comparison versus a  fully packed average size hand held bowl.

Oh Glorious Day!

In only 2 years The WEED Report became the most popular WEED show on the internet!! Today we celebrate the the YouTube anniversary of the world's best WEED show. To observe this occasion I have commissioned the printing of 2  styles of T-shirts. The classic gold t-shirt with The WEED Report logo on the front series #0, and the sexy heather & forest green ringer T with Newspaper headline logo. 

Series #0 Classic Gold Standard Issue WEED Report T-shirt. $18 ( add $2 for int'l orders) sizes Medium to X-large 

Series #1 Sexy Green Headline Ringer-T   $24 Free shipping (add $2 for int'l orders) sizes Medium to X-large  


It's late and I won't be able to take pictures until tomorrow at the soonest. Just wanted to let you guys know. Gotta crash.

Stay Medicated ,
Dave

P.S. Happy 2 year anniversary to The WEED Report!!! 

What is everyone's favorite way to smoke? If you got a pic of your piece, go ahead and post it! My favorite way to smoke tha kill is... out of a salvia pipe i got as a promotional product at a new glass shop. Its called the A-Bomb.  the bowl has a super small hole to prevent the salvia from falling thru, but the best part is the size of the pipe. its less than an inch long, and your supposed to take a huge rip out of it while a friend torches the bowl for you. then you let go of the carb and breathe deep. i guess somethin about the size of the pipe causes it to produce massive hits, but all i know is that when i hit it, it was so intense that i think i got an adrenaline rush! That one hit smoked out the car halfway, and we loaded somethin like 6 bowls of melon kush. it was awesome!